Friday 20 July 2012

Ranking French Metal Bands


R says: They look like Nsync. The other four members look ok, the fat one looks like Joey Fatone.
E says: Their metal cover reminds me of David Blane with his assistants. (L-R) Guy with the long hair is so Kpop, Guy with the long hair might have his own market, Girl looks a bit hot and Guy at the end looks like he's from a 90s boyband :)


HACRIDE

R & E: OMG. Adam Levine.
Ashka

E: Right Guy (Queer eye for the straight guy tone): I can't believe you are wearing that hideous shorts and bandana to our concert.
 And guys will dig this band for one thing- BOOBS.


T.A.N.K

R: for some odd reason, they remind me of Incubus
E: Vocalist is WORKING OUT :) Key Takeaway, ang lalaki lang na puedeng magsleeveless sa gig ay dapat guapo at macho lamang (kahit di siya nagdeorant mukha pa ring presko)

Gojira
R: still the Frenchiest of the lot. Kulang nalang perfume bottle sa lower right corner, ad campaign na.
E: (ogles)

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